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We are unavailable on this date 'cos we either can't be arsed to gig tonight or we're playing a private do of some kind & you are far to common to have been invited Why not book us for your special occasion? Birthday parties, weddings, anniversaries, wakes, funerals, divorces, punishment beatings, drive-by shootings, bar mitzvahs, stonings-to-death, small scale nuclear wars (NBC suits supplied by venue), lynching parties, cashing-of-giros, puppy/kitten drownings (puppies/kittens/sacks supplied by venue), defrocking of virgins (virgins supplied by venue, band to have 1st pop), the lancing of a particularly nasty, pus-filled boil, disembowellings, colonic irrigations, even Charles & Camilla's wedding....... We're not proud - however, we're not f*cking cheap either matey! Polite note, at private parties - NO F*CKING BINGO! |
